There I was, smack in the middle of Funnyland, FLA, USA, having the best vacation for years, having just finished off the The Simpsons Ride
TM for the third time in the same number of hours. And suddenly, what appears before my very eyes? Yes, it must, it must, it really must be the
The Grandmother of ShturmGavinTM

Happily enough for the average tanknetter, this photo is also proof that the
ShturmGavinTM was poised to be a flawed concept even before the
GavinTM was born.