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FITZ
Well, Sparky found my web site. He sent me this little note.

Thanks for the web page full of M113 Gavin lies!

People will hopefully go to it and we will run down all the facts to brush aside your prejudices--we'll keep it on paste, too!

Thousands of Soldiers and veterans have written in and now refer to the M113 as the Gavin and your whining about them "not to" only helps!

Thanks!

Mike =o)
JWB
QUOTE(FITZ @ Sun 2 Dec 2007 1925) *
Well, Sparky found my web site. He sent me this little note.

Thanks for the web page full of M113 Gavin lies!

People will hopefully go to it and we will run down all the facts to brush aside your prejudices--we'll keep it on paste, too!

Thousands of Soldiers and veterans have written in and now refer to the M113 as the Gavin and your whining about them "not to" only helps!

Thanks!

Mike =o)

Where is your website?
JamesG123
You ought to port that page to Wiki. biggrin.gif
Colin
Well one can argue that the M113 was used once as a airmobile assault vehicle by the IDF at Entebbe.

perhaps we can rename the BMD as the Gavin, I am sure the Russians won't mind. laugh.gif
mcantu
Links not working...
Lampshade111
I wish some officer in the military would find out about Sparky, go down whatever National Guard depot he is hanging around at, and proceed to punch him in the face or send him to Iraq.

Do the Brits have any lunatics ranting like Sparky?
Sami Jumppanen
QUOTE(FITZ @ Sun 2 Dec 2007 1925) *
Well, Sparky found my web site. He sent me this little note.

Thanks for the web page full of M113 Gavin lies!

People will hopefully go to it and we will run down all the facts to brush aside your prejudices--we'll keep it on paste, too!

Thousands of Soldiers and veterans have written in and now refer to the M113 as the Gavin and your whining about them "not to" only helps!

Thanks!

Mike =o)


What? No CAPS?
DB
QUOTE(Lampshade111 @ Sun 2 Dec 2007 2308) *
I wish some officer in the military would find out about Sparky, go down whatever National Guard depot he is hanging around at, and proceed to punch him in the face or send him to Iraq.

Do the Brits have any lunatics ranting like Sparky?

Ever been to Speaker's Corner? Corner of Hyde Park. They bring their own soap boxes and occasionally megaphones.

They are treated in much the same way that people used to go to Bedlam to bait the lunatics.

But i think that Mike Sparks' is an outlier - his persistence is amazing.

David
FITZ
QUOTE(Sami Jumppanen @ Sun 2 Dec 2007 2319) *
What? No CAPS?


I was astonished that his email includes no CAPS, or the words narcissist and/or f—ktard. It was remarkably calm and almost sane all things considered. I’ve debated whether or not I should egg him on by responding. I’m sure the next reply will not be so civil.
Lampshade111
I wonder if we could classify Sparky Syndrome as a disease seeing how a few people have "caught" it.
Sami Jumppanen
QUOTE(FITZ @ Sun 2 Dec 2007 2328) *
I was astonished that his email includes no CAPS, or the words narcissist and/or f—ktard. It was remarkably calm and almost sane all things considered. I’ve debated whether or not I should egg him on by responding. I’m sure the next reply will not be so civil.


I was going to suggest adding that Email to your web page.
eckherl
Maybe Rossiman was actually Sparkey ninja.gif , could I have his Email address, I would like to drop this turd a few lines. smile.gif
FITZ
QUOTE(Lampshade111 @ Mon 3 Dec 2007 0034) *
I wonder if we could classify Sparky Syndrome as a disease seeing how a few people have "caught" it.


Sparky Syndrome - a psychological disorder characterized by egomania, self-delusion, wishful thinking, reality distortion, illusions of grandeur and narcissism accentuated by an inability to use lower case type.
Sikkiyn
QUOTE(Lampshade111 @ Mon 3 Dec 2007 0034) *
I wonder if we could classify Sparky Syndrome as a disease seeing how a few people have "caught" it.



Should you thumb through the DSM-IV TR you will find many classifications in-which M. Sparks would fall under, or add a new annotation to.


Eugenics works.
shep854
QUOTE(eckherl @ Mon 3 Dec 2007 0127) *
Maybe Rossiman was actually Sparkey ninja.gif , could I have his Email address, I would like to drop this turd a few lines. smile.gif


Could Rossiman, et al, conceivably be the fruit of a clone of Sparky+Odin?
T19
QUOTE(shep854 @ Sun 2 Dec 2007 2301) *
Could Rossiman, et al, conceivably be the fruit of a clone of Sparky+Odin?

Man you have a truly dark side


By the looks of that email, Sparky's drugs must we working, that email actually makes sense... they normally dont
Tuccy
QUOTE(Colin @ Sun 2 Dec 2007 2159) *
perhaps we can rename the BMD as the Gavin, I am sure the Russians won't mind. laugh.gif


That would be Gav!nski wink.gif

Well, have to say I am also surprised by lack of caps and almost civil manner of the mail. Almost sane text in fact, suggests the writer just wears his underwears on his head (over the tinfoil hat), not that the writer is in a padded and carefully locked cell as is usual for Sparky smile.gif
George Newbill
Sparky syndrome seems to be the cause of stryker syndrome where a sufferer beleives that a 10 ton armored car is the same as a 70 ton tank in terms of protection and firepower.
Tuccy
QUOTE(George Newbill @ Mon 3 Dec 2007 1900) *
Sparky syndrome seems to be the cause of stryker syndrome where a sufferer beleives that a 10 ton armored car is the same as a 70 ton tank in terms of protection and firepower.


Frankly, seen infinitely more Sparky-syndromes than Stryker-syndromes (ie 0 of the latter) wink.gif

Btw FITZ, you should consider putting some of these on your page wink.gif



Colin
QUOTE(George Newbill @ Mon 3 Dec 2007 1800) *
Sparky syndrome seems to be the cause of stryker syndrome where a sufferer beleives that a 10 ton armored car is the same as a 70 ton tank in terms of protection and firepower.



That syndrome infested our HQ and Liberal party.
Chris Werb
QUOTE(Tuccy @ Mon 3 Dec 2007 1829) *
Btw FITZ, you should consider putting some of these on your page wink.gif



Is that vehicle photoshopped or is it real? Is that a 5 ton or an M123 underneath the 113 hull?
Tuccy
QUOTE(Chris Werb @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 1402) *
Is that vehicle photoshopped or is it real? Is that a 5 ton or an M123 underneath the 113 hull?


Real. In some older issue (ca. two years back) of mil-tech magasine I have more detail, will find, scan and post smile.gif Was done in Kuweit.

I had there also a second pic, similar mod from Vietnam, but it did disappear as it seems sad.gif
tanker_karl
QUOTE(FITZ)
Because the M113A3 has never been airdropped nor is it designed to be to the best of this writers knowledge (the A3 variant is too heavy).


If the M113A3 isn't airdroppable, why do they specify an Air Drop Weight of 22,128 lb. (10,037 kg) for it on the United Defense website ?
FITZ
QUOTE(tanker_karl @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 1941) *
If the M113A3 isn't airdroppable, why do they specify an Air Drop Weight of 22,128 lb. (10,037 kg) for it on the United Defense website ?


Probably a carryover from the original vehicle. Suppose they have to take the engine out to get it down to air drop weight?
T19
QUOTE(FITZ @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 1643) *
Probably a carryover from the original vehicle. Suppose they have to take the engine out to get it down to air drop weight?

Soooo

The Stryker Armoured car has to let air out of its tires so it can roll on roll off a C130 and start to fight

And the "Gavin" M113A3 needs to remove its engine to allow the C130 to take off...

Yes I know which I want to go to Air ops battles with biggrin.gif
Sikkiyn
QUOTE(T19 @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 1608) *
Soooo

The Stryker Armoured car has to let air out of its tires so it can roll on roll off a C130 and start to fight

And the "Gavin" M113A3 needs to remove its engine to allow the C130 to take off...

Yes I know which I want to go to Air ops battles with biggrin.gif



The answer to Sparks' porked Gavin campaign.

Greyhound
(slap on a little mexa, replace 37mm with a .50 and volia...instant mini-stryker)
You can even get DARPA to convert it to a pure bot and let it run independent missions...most likely smoking 113s that call themselves Gavins. laugh.gif

Unlike the Narcistic Gavin the M8 is still invading places on an annual basis. ohmy.gif
Re-Invasion
M8 w/fire-team
commander
With all these thousands of soldiers calling it a Gavin its funny thwhen I teach AFV rec, ALLL the manuals refer to it as M113 A 1-2-3 etc. Could Sparky be persuaded to explain why? As i feel I am doing it all wrong and loosing good night sleep over this------------------------NOT biggrin.gif
T19
QUOTE(commander @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 1750) *
With all these thousands of soldiers calling it a Gavin its funny thwhen I teach AFV rec, ALLL the manuals refer to it as M113 A 1-2-3 etc. Could Sparky be persuaded to explain why? As i feel I am doing it all wrong and loosing good night sleep over this------------------------NOT biggrin.gif

Damn you are right there... The AFV rec Cards I have that are US issue say its an M113 A 1-2-3, you are right. this must be some sort of plot to keep the Gavin nameless !!!!

Say it aint So
Jim Martin
QUOTE(T19 @ Wed 5 Dec 2007 0131) *
Damn you are right there... The AFV rec Cards I have that are US issue say its an M113 A 1-2-3, you are right. this must be some sort of plot to keep the Gavin nameless !!!!

Say it aint So



No, in fact it's a conspiracy directed specifically against Sparky, by the narcissists who love armored truck wheeled deathtraps. They all want to silence this unrecognized genius, and not calling it a Gavin is just one part of their strategy to silence the most brilliant military mind since Napoleon.
Doug Kibbey
A nice quality photo of official recognition cards, made "open source" would make a handsome addition to any number of available websites. Wikipedia's M113 page comes to mind. All you have to do is take the pic, surrender any copyrights to that pic and post it with a suitable caption. Might look nice on Fitz's site too, if he doesn't mind encouraging "thousands" more soldiers to call it the you-know-what.
tanker_karl
QUOTE(FITZ @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 2143) *
Probably a carryover from the original vehicle.


Maybe.

FWIW, I checked the February 1993 Edition of TM-55-2350-224-14 (Transport Guidance, M113 Family of Vehicles) this morning and it has a couple of notes at the beginning of Chapter 5 (Air Transport) saying :

QUOTE
*NOTE*
Only the M106A1, M113, M113A1, and M667 are capable of LAPES operations.

*NOTE*
Only the M113, M113A1, and M667 are capable of LVAD.
FITZ
QUOTE(tanker_karl @ Wed 5 Dec 2007 0949) *
Maybe.

FWIW, I checked the February 1993 Edition of TM-55-2350-224-14 (Transport Guidance, M113 Family of Vehicles) this morning and it has a couple of notes at the beginning of Chapter 5 (Air Transport) saying :


That is exactly what I needed. Thank you.
tanker_karl
QUOTE(FITZ @ Wed 5 Dec 2007 1338) *
That is exactly what I needed. Thank you.


While I am at it, I also found this article on my HD (published in Field Artillery Magazine, October 1988 Issue, page 30) :

QUOTE
M113 Unsafe for Amphibious Training

The US Army's M113 armored personnel carrier (APC) and its derivatives have been declared unsafe for peacetime amphibious training. The ban applies to most of the US Army's M113 force of nearly 26,000 vehicles, including the 13,000-strong troop carrier force. The M113 is one of the world's most prolific armored vehicles, with more than 75,000 in service with the armed forces of 41 countries.

A spokesman for the Tank Automotive Command (TACOM) said the swimming prohibition applies to "all of the M113 vehicles other than air defense type vehicles."

As the M113 has developed, its weight has increased from about 10,660 kilograms (kgs) with full combat load to 12,250 kgs in the later M113A3 types. With additional external armor, the M113A3's weight rises to 14,000 kgs. The M113A3 has been banned from swimming since it entered service in 1986.

While a review of the amphibious capability is now under way at the Army's Training and Doctrine Command at Fort Monroe, Virginia, the problem may be overcome best by simply eliminating the M113's need to be amphibious. "We're looking at ways to restore the swim capability," said a US Army public affairs spokesman at the Pentagon. "But first, we want to know: does it have to swim? What is the point in spending the money to make it swim again if we're not going to ask it to do that?"

Courtesy of Jane's Defence Weekly, 12 March 1988, p. 435
Sailor Lars
May your new-found friendship be as long as fruitful!
shep854
QUOTE(Sailor Lars @ Wed 5 Dec 2007 1826) *
May your new-found friendship be as long as fruitful!


Most likely a breather between rounds. tongue.gif
gewing
QUOTE(Sikkiyn @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 1434) *
The answer to Sparks' porked Gavin campaign.

Greyhound
(slap on a little mexa, replace 37mm with a .50 and volia...instant mini-stryker)
You can even get DARPA to convert it to a pure bot and let it run independent missions...most likely smoking 113s that call themselves Gavins. laugh.gif

Unlike the Narcistic Gavin the M8 is still invading places on an annual basis. ohmy.gif
Re-Invasion
M8 w/fire-team




I was thinking about a modernized M8 a couple months ago, but I would not have put a .50 on it... except as a secondary!
RETAC21
QUOTE(tanker_karl @ Tue 4 Dec 2007 2041) *
If the M113A3 isn't airdroppable, why do they specify an Air Drop Weight of 22,128 lb. (10,037 kg) for it on the United Defense website ?


I am pretty sure it can be dropped from a plane, the question would be its ability to arrive to the ground in one piece.
Bearded-Dragon
QUOTE(RETAC21 @ Thu 6 Dec 2007 2143) *
I am pretty sure it can be dropped from a plane, the question would be its ability to arrive to the ground in one piece.


I think it would arrive. As to whether it would still be in one piece after its arrival, is another matter for discussion.
shep854
QUOTE(Bearded-Dragon @ Thu 6 Dec 2007 1307) *
I think it would arrive. As to whether it would still be in one piece after its arrival, is another matter for discussion.


Pack it with HE, and you have the MOAGAV!N!
yak_v
QUOTE(RETAC21 @ Thu 6 Dec 2007 0443) *
I am pretty sure it can be dropped from a plane, the question would be its ability to arrive to the ground in one piece.


Well, Russians successfully air dropped 2S25 Sprut, which weighted 18 tons, so it is possible...

Vladimir
Lampshade111
I know they did test airdrops of the Stryker ICV and Stryker MGS. Anybody know the results of those?
mikegolf
Here is Sparky's latest outlet for his maniacal ranting.

Sparky's New Gig

Sparky kills me. He is so inept I shouldn't let his idiocy concern me. He keeps on about land mines in Iraq. He refuses to call them IEDs. He repeatedly quotes HMMWV losses to land mines. He leaves out the fact the the losses he is quoting in several cases were due to EFPs. These will also penetrate his beloved GAV!N as well. He needs to get his boots dusty before he tries to speak from experience. I really resent armchair zealots that have zero experience on either platform that they rant about. He has no experience on Stryker, no experience on tanks, none on M113s. That to me ends his credibility when it comes to questions of tactical employment of any combat vehicle. I am not sure what qualifications you gain with regard to combat vehicles hanging around a guard armory all day shaking out chutes.
Exel
QUOTE(Lampshade111 @ Fri 7 Dec 2007 0012) *
I know they did test airdrops of the Stryker ICV and Stryker MGS. Anybody know the results of those?


Oh noes not the Stryker truck deathtraps! ohmy.gif
Hellfish6
Because I have absolutely nothing better to do, and 90 more minutes to do it in before I get to go home, I googled Mike Sparks.

Please tell me I'm not the first to see what he said to Mark Bowden BHD Q&A:

QUOTE
Reading your story I noted the Ranger contempt for the 10th MD soldiers who saved them and both them and SFOD-D for the APCs that saved them all. This light infantry silliness has not been solved. Why don't Rangers have M113A3 APCs organic? Read my web pages: http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/5265/squad.htm and Pentagon/7963 The Pattern of War: Parts I, II, and III. We need force structure changes not just glorifying bravery due to incompetence and misunderstandings about the modern battlefield.
QUOTE
One last point: there is a differance between being light infantry running around in closed terrain woods and being SHOCK TROOPS taking on heavily fortified and defended targets. SHOCK TROOPS NEED SHOCK ACTION and Ranger light infantry ego will not realive this means using armored vehicles in their force structure, not just sexy, dune buggies that get shot into flaming wrecks by mere small arms fire like 5-ton trucks and HMMWVs put into use. Refer to: http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/5265/m113.htm


QUOTE
The "trump card" a Ranger force needs has to be ON THE GROUND: a M113A3 APC with mini-gun or 106mm Recoilless Rifle. My previous reference was partially incorrect: http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/5265/M113A3.htm


http://inquirer.philly.com/packages/somalia/ask/ask12.asp

What a crackhead. Has anybody found out what Guard unit he's in?
Manic Moran
QUOTE(mikegolf @ Fri 7 Dec 2007 1423) *
He keeps on about land mines in Iraq. He refuses to call them IEDs. He repeatedly quotes HMMWV losses to land mines.


In fairness, I'll wager the vast majority of IEDs are land mines. At least, I'd describe any subsurface explosive device, either victim-initiated (Pressure, magnetic, Trip), command-initiated or timed as a land mine.

NTM
FITZ
QUOTE(mikegolf @ Fri 7 Dec 2007 1423) *
Here is Sparky's latest outlet for his maniacal ranting.

Sparky's New Gig


I had not checked back there since I posted waaaaayyyyyy back.

Wow.
World_In_Conflict
QUOTE(FITZ @ Fri 7 Dec 2007 2341) *
I had not checked back there since I posted waaaaayyyyyy back.

Wow.

It's honestly funny listening to this guy.

QUOTE
Have I made myself clear, "dad"?

Rounds complete.

That guy thinks he is all that.
Quite amusing IMO, besides he is talking out of his ass.

Edit: (Who does he think he is?)
CV9030FIN
QUOTE(Exel @ Fri 7 Dec 2007 2132) *
Oh noes not the Stryker truck deathtraps! ohmy.gif


You forgot the ™ mark. Leaving ™ mark off is a serious trademark offense to this trademark owner Mike Sparks. Original trademarked term is: Stryker Truck Deathtrap™ smile.gif
Lampshade111
Hell I almost wish he would crawl in here under a different name so we could say what we think about him.
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